We're like a lot better than the average bears
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
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Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
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I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
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