He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
I'm always impressed by your drunken ability to quickly gauge how long it's been since you've shaved and whether or not your prospective hook up will care.
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Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
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Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
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