I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
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yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
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New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
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