worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
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