i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
Randomize