Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
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Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
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This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
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