Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
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The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
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Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
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