And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
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Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
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That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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