You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
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The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
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Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
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