So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
Her breakfeast in bed consisted of half a pop tart that I didn't want, and water that I slipped birth control into... Who says chivalry is dead?
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
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What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
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Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
I was doing handstands in the jail cell and crying “IM A HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER AND IT’S CHRISTMAS EEEEEVE”
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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