Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
Measuring your booze intake in glasses is like measuring Rosie O'Donnell's weight in ounces.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
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Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
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