I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
Dude I can't believe you let me go home with the wildabeast lastnight.
You always hook up with hot girls we had to know you were mortal
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
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This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
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Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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