On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
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He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
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I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
Just opened up the freezer to find chocolate penis popsicles. Too hungover for this shit
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
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