everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
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sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
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I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
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