I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
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We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
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He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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