eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
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All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
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They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
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