No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
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It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
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He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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