Fuck appropriateness.
Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
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I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
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You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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