i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
WHAT THE FUCK JASON, WHY IS THERE A FREE BLOW JOBS BY LISA SIGN IN MY FRONT LAWN WITH MY PHONE NUMBER ON IT?! PEOPLE ARE PULLING INTO MY DRIVEWAY!
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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