So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
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Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
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Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
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