I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
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how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
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Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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