well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
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they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
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Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
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