Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
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She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
did i walk over a car last night?
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
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I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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