This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
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I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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