I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
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Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
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he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
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