There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
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1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
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Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
You know you drink too much when the bartender at your favorite bar recognizes you at chipotle with your sunglasses on.
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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