She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
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you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
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omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
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