I molested 6 butterflies tonight
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
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is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
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its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
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I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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