This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
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Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
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Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
that blonde bartender and I racked up an impressive mini bar bill last night
Mini bar? Did you get a hotel room?
Yeah, the last thing I need right now is a chick with an insane clown posse tattoo knowing where I live
That’s legit
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