I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
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she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
You know you're sufficiently drunk when the 411 dude just says, "Fuck it! I'll Google that shit for you, what movie do you want to see?" and proceeds to give you showtimes for 3 different theatres.
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Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
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