Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
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I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
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He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
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