can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
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After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
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I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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