ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
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I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
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Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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