I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
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Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
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Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
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