Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
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Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
Housekeeping called in a homicide detective. Just spent an hour explaining that we had vigorous hotel vacation sex five times, even though I was having a heavy flow day. It'll definitely be what you call a memorable honeymoon.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
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It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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