remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
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After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
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The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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