if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
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What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
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You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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