Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
we made out on top of his cat.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
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Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
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why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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