Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
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She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
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Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
Oh god it's open bar.
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
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