I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
So we walked by this chick's house and she starts yelling at her boyfriend "STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR DICK"
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
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white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
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There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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