this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
I need you to do me a favor and hide my sword from me tonight. I'm planning on drinking my weight in vodka and I don't trust myself enough to not run through campus screaming "I AM SPARTA!" You'll be saving me a mugshot as well as saving some innocent girls from tears.
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I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
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I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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