Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
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I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
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You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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