You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
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We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
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He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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