Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
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She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
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Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
There is a huge fucking spider in my bathroom....I can just burn our apartment down right? What do you need me to grab?
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
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