Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
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Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
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I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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