FYI... At my funeral, it will be your job to throw yourself dramatically onto my casket.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
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tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
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Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
He offered to take my unemployed self out for drinks, but I really just want him to buy me the Beyoncé album
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
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