So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
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Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
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YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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