Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
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you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
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Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
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