people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
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I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
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I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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