Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
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i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
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She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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